I received the email below on Match.com from a man whose profile states that he is a GWM (gay white male) and says he's looking for a GWM, GAM (gay asian male) or GHM (gay hispanic male) for a serious monogamous relationship. His profile also states that he doesn't care about the "number of hairs on [my] chest or on my head or about the size of [my] equipment."

ummm...I'm not sure...but I think he must be having some gender identity issues...or maybe he's bisexual...because in the email, he seems to be looking for a woman.

Here's the email (name changed, of course):

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Hello....Pretty woman...

Hello Dear my eight wonder,lol.Where do i start from? Really it is disturbing to come on this dating site to see how much people appreciate love, but yet We have to go the extra mile to get this great status.

Forgive my manners, i am Geoffrey Specter, an engineer of international repute. I deal basically with oil plattforms ranging from Europe to middle east and far east asia. But really i am hanging the hit this year, i think after getting all the wealth in pursuit, i have come to realise that we are nothing without a partner, someone who would stand by me no matter the situation. A woman who i can say, she alone has the right to be womanly irritating to me,lol. A witch who would protect me like a lioness would do her cub,lol. and i can promise to protect her beyond all vices. A woman who tells me, honey, you can do it,. no matter what i want to do. I really worked hard the past 12 yrs to get this height.

I have seen faces of women on this site, many of whom have been taken for granted , many of whom are not being reciprocated, but i have come with a good news and a bad news, the good news is i came here to pick my woman to make happy , my eight wonder, my best friend, my co-pilot, but the bad news is that i have only one woman to do this for.lol.

I saw something in your face, something that made my heart pause to read you, something that tickles in the heart, could there be love at first sight? maybe we could find that out,lol. You can pls write to me at my personal mail as i may be taking my profile off to avoid identity theft soon. My personal mail is geoffreyspecter @ h o t m a i l . c o m Take out the spaces to reveal the true email) i can access that anywhere cos I will not be hear for too long. I'm talking about fate here when feelings are so powerful it's as if some force beyond your control is guiding you to some one who can make you happy beyond your wildest dreams.

Your new friend.

Geoffrey Specter

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I really couldn't make up this stuff if I tried.

Honestly...I think it may be time for me to just a cat and embrace the "spinster librarian" life!!